dusty-shelf:

snakeandapples:

Hello there, Ladies!  It’s giveaway time!

I’m of the opinion that all women should be free to have orgasms, so I’m conducting a giveaway for just that purpose!  Ten lucky people will receive a Turbo Glider Waterproof Vibrator and one lucky person will receive a Gold Bullet Vibrator.  All eleven vibes are new in package and have not been opened.

How do I win?  What are the rules?

  • Reblog this post once.  Multiple reblogs will result in disqualification and likes do not count.
  • You don’t need to follow me in order to qualify.
  • Have your ask box open on Friday, April 12th so I can contact you and get your address.
  • I will ship internationally.
  • Because of the nature of this giveaway, please be 18 or over.

Giveaway ends at 11:59 pm PST on Thursday, April 11, 2013.

Winners will be selected Friday, April 12, 2013 using a random number generator.  Winners will be contacted via ask box April 12th.  Please respond quickly when contacted so I can mail the vibrators out as soon as possible.

Good luck!


And if you want a bit more information on the vibrators…

Turbo Glider Waterproof Vibrator description from GoodVibes.com:

This firm, waterproof vibrator features several rows of sensation nubs topped with a mushroom-shaped head that is perfect for applying pressure on the G-spot. An excellent choice for both beginning and more experienced vibe users, these chic, sleek, see-though toys feature a strong reliable motor controlled by a multi-speed dial. A great toy for external clitoral stimulation or internal G-spot stimulation.

Gold Bullet Vibrator description from Babeland.com:

Treat yourself to luxury without breaking the bank-the Pure Gold Bullet vibrator gives you a healthy dose of glamour in a tiny, powerhouse package. Just slip this discreet vibe in your purse, and with a turn of the adjustable-speed dial, you’ll be golden. And it’s splashproof, so it’s perfect for the shower. Also available as part of the Gold Standard Kit.

give me this shit. 

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life:

On this day in LIFE — April 2, 1971: High School Pregnancy

Pending virus in our youths.

life:

On this day in LIFE — April 2, 1971: High School Pregnancy

Pending virus in our youths.

f-cky:

Okay, for the Team Fortress 2 give-away that I’m doing, the gift is a Strange Festive Über Saw. It does not have any kills, I unboxed it, 100% clean non-duped. image^Picture proof of so.imageNow, the rules:

  1. Giveaway is for non F2P users.
  2. You must reply to my message on Tumblr within 24 hours,…

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engiecest asked: !!!!!!!!!!!

marry me!

engiecest asked: ????????????????

POR QUE.

f-cky:

Okay, for the Team Fortress 2 give-away that I’m doing, the gift is a Strange Festive Über Saw. It does not have any kills, I unboxed it, 100% clean non-duped. image^Picture proof of so.imageNow, the rules:

  1. Giveaway is for non F2P users.
  2. You must reply to my message on Tumblr…

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f-cky:

Okay, for the Team Fortress 2 give-away that I’m doing, the gift is a Strange Festive Über Saw. It does not have any kills, I unboxed it, 100% clean non-duped. image^Picture proof of so.imageNow, the rules:

  1. Giveaway is for non F2P users.
  2. You must reply to my message on Tumblr…

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Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen (Chatroulette Version) (by SteveKardynal)

I can’t stop watching.

comicsalliance:

Wonder Woman Beats Up On Some Nazis In New Fan Made Trailer

By Joseph Hughes

If Jesse V. Johnson, the Hollywood stuntman who directed this fan-made trailer, had been given the chance to work on a pilot for a Wonder Woman series over David E. Kelly, perhaps we’d be closer to having a show starring the Amazon warrior right now. Alas. What we do have, however, is this fun Wonder Woman trailer — starring Nina Bergman — featuring Princess Diana beating up on some Nazis and all together having a good time. As fan-made superhero trailers go, this one is pretty impressive, but you can judge for yourself by clicking on the video above.

I want this.

tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

Masturbation.